first I park my car. SWAG!
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True.
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Ram Bomjon is a 16-year-old boy born and living in the village of Ratnapur who allegedly is in the process of transforming into the next incarnation of the Buddha. It has been claimed that the so-called “Buddha Boy” has been sitting under a pipal tree in uninterrupted meditation since May of 2005. According to the set of people who surround and control access to Ram Bomjon, he asserted just before sitting down that he was entering into a six-year meditative state in order to attain enlightenment, a la the original Buddha Siddhartha Gautama. According to the same set of people who surround and control access to Bomjon, he:
- has not stirred from his meditation since May 2005,
- has had nothing to eat since May 2005,
- has continued meditating even after being bitten by a snake,
- and has caused two mute people in proximity to him to begin to speak.
Asher Roth - Sour Patch Kids
old, but still AMAZING
I sell dreams.
Buy 1, get 1 free.
the stars have aligned.
my turn soon come.
I’m hot now, but I’ll be burnin’ when June come.
up EARLY, rather than “still up early”
working on some new jokes…LASU Talent Show is coming up right?
Oh My God
I haven’t been on Tumblr since last year.
The problem with girls today.
I have no sources to cite, so this is more of just a rant about the things I observe in society today. This isn’t directed toward anyone in particular, because some people think all I do is post subliminals. (even though I guess that could be viewed as a subliminal)
I say the term “girl” because, I don’t this applies to actual women.
Only god can judge, but I can criticize all I want.
All girls want to be “loved”, but will be willing fuck just to get “smoked up”. When these girls want to actually be loved they’re going to be viewed as that “slide” or that “smut” that fucks everyone.
From the point of view of a man, no Real man wants to be in a relationship with slut. In society, if a guy is with a chick that’s been around, other guys are going to look at him and call him dumb for wifing what everyone else has already been in. It’s like in high school when a kid comes to school in an old pair of sneakers, when everyone else has on the newest kicks. The kid with the old sneakers gets roasted.
Usually what happens in the long run is these girls end up stuck on stupid in a fake relationship with someone that abuses them, may it be mental, physical or both. They get used to this abuse and begin to believe that’s what love is.
When a real man actually comes around and tries to show them what real love is, they don’t understand what is happening.
I don’t know where I’m trying to go with this, but long story short is I wish some of you girls had a better sense of who you are and a little more self respect. You are supposed to be viewed as the Queens of the world, not pawns of some boys Chess game.
Have a swell New Years everyone.
Party Scene, I’m the black Charlie Sheen
Black City Bitch…
on some G shit though…
if I made the dean’s list this semester, I’m probably gonna Palance up and down the street.
